divejunkie here is back from her unannounced hiatus ^_^ Photos are slowly being updated on Flickr again (yesh, KS n zhu-ge, I *still* owe you guys quite a few shots....) And it seems the budak is on a roll today! Using his words, I have been "haiku spammed" on Flickr~~ Probably the first day I'm receiving so many comments on Flickr! Here the the photos and haikus (all done by the the duck since I am most definitely not so literally gifted.... Overall I like the light-hearted spin on my recent intertidal trips to Cyrene and the RF refresher at Hantu ^_^
WARNING: All haikus are presented in their entirety, so be prepared getting a taste of duck's sense of humor and outspoken-ness..... Some don't really make sense w/o the original captions so click on the photos to get to the original Flickr photo pages ^^
WARNING: All haikus are presented in their entirety, so be prepared getting a taste of duck's sense of humor and outspoken-ness..... Some don't really make sense w/o the original captions so click on the photos to get to the original Flickr photo pages ^^
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your star comes up short
it went for a nip and tuck
and now moans its luck
don't count your sea stars
before they hatch to harbour
evil schemes that suck
the humanity!
can't stars have sex on the beach
with some privacy?
see this sordid scene
it costs just a sand dollar
you shameless fella
you sure tis the spot
to bake and burn our bodies
under the hot sun?
five folks in a boat
plus a fishy friend with cam
who forgot the ham?
i deem this pic foul
it flatters not what's in truth
a fine feathered fowl
what a bad morning
to have herps hounding your day
with flashes of ray
your dull little star
might be a knob or two short
of its set of chips
emo is nemo
for soon he'll wake to find
he's now a she-mo
you having fun guys?
aren't you too young to engage
in tentacle porn?
is that a hole there
in the bottom of the boat?
oh we are so sunk
my stars and garters!
i forgot to bring along
my hat and putters
finger me not sam
or you shall taste the flavour
of sand-blasted ham
your star comes up short
it went for a nip and tuck
and now moans its luck
don't count your sea stars
before they hatch to harbour
evil schemes that suck
the humanity!
can't stars have sex on the beach
with some privacy?
see this sordid scene
it costs just a sand dollar
you shameless fella
you sure tis the spot
to bake and burn our bodies
under the hot sun?
five folks in a boat
plus a fishy friend with cam
who forgot the ham?
i deem this pic foul
it flatters not what's in truth
a fine feathered fowl
what a bad morning
to have herps hounding your day
with flashes of ray
your dull little star
might be a knob or two short
of its set of chips
emo is nemo
for soon he'll wake to find
he's now a she-mo
you having fun guys?
aren't you too young to engage
in tentacle porn?
is that a hole there
in the bottom of the boat?
oh we are so sunk
my stars and garters!
i forgot to bring along
my hat and putters
finger me not sam
or you shall taste the flavour
of sand-blasted ham
2 comments:
It seems to me that
There's an unusual lot of
Starfishes and sex
emo is nemo
for soon he'll wake to find
he's now a she-mo
gotta love this one among the rest.. although the last one made me laugh more.. XD Never have I imagined that sex can be creatively be associated with starfishes in a oh so true but interesting manner.. ^^ this must be one of your entries that I truly had fun reading.. ^^
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